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Those summer girls I never met 2v2Review Date: 2004-04-23
Unexpected delightsReview Date: 2001-07-14

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DisappointedReview Date: 2008-03-13
Not GreatReview Date: 2008-01-04
Read and save.Review Date: 2007-10-30
why are there so many angry reviews?Review Date: 2006-01-09
Im sure he has much more valuable stories to share...Review Date: 2006-03-11
I was quite disappointed. The book seems to be more of a diatribe against the travel industry. I do not work in that industry and I dont travel nearly as much as the author, so perhaps Im giving the travel industry too much leeway, but I dont see the need to write an entire book written in opposition of a mostly hardworking group of people.
Further, the "tips" in this book were either mostly non applicable to the general traveling public or completely common sense. I didnt need to read a book to tell me I should be courteous while traveling or I should shop around for the best fares.
The author was so much more pleasant, charming and informative in person that I hope he writes another book that focuses more on his personal experiences.

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One man's vendetta against the cruise industry...Review Date: 2006-09-23
Contents: The Inaugural Sail - An Introduction To The Cruise Industry; Onboard the Floating Resort; The Myth of the All-Inclusive Vacation; Beyond the Muster Drill; "Save The Waves" - Sounds Good, But..., Below the Passenger Deck; Everything Would Run Fine... But Passengers Keep Getting In The Way; What Can Be Done?; Mishaps At Sea; Endnotes; Index; About the Author
Klein figures he's qualified to write this because he's taken over 30 cruises spending over 300 days at sea, and he's got degrees in social work. Fine... But what follows is a litany of facts and figures to prove his points that the cruise industry is rotten to the core. For instance, the chapter about the all-inclusive vacation starts out with the premise that a cruise is marketed as a single cost vacation, but that you are nailed with additional charges and opportunities to spend at every turn. He figures this is the cruise industry's fault because people don't know that they are only looking at a fraction of the cost of the cruise in the sticker price. As someone who has done a fair amount of cruising himself, I say "so?". Yes, it'd be nice to get free internet onboard, but you don't. Live with it. It'd be nice to get free drinks, but you don't. Live with it. If you make the mistake of not understanding this, it's your fault. And every chapter backs up his points with endless examples of all the failings from about 1990 on... accidents, crew crimes, etc. This is not to say that there aren't serious problems. Staff hired for cruises in many cases are nearly slaves considering how hard they are worked and how little they are paid. But Klein's way of presenting all this seems more self-serving than helpful.
I thought the book's viewpoint was summed up well in an incident at the end of chapter six. He recounts an incident on a cruise where the music at the bar was too loud, and a number of passengers repeatedly asked for it to be adjusted or changed. He spoke to the supervisors, onboard management, wrote the company's CEO, and then contacted the parent company's CEO. This ended with his travel agent being told that he and his partner are no longer welcome aboard this cruise line. You could take the position that the company should have been more accommodating, but this sort of escalating behavior for something relatively small usually points to some underlying issues with the complainer, in my opinion...
I learned quite a bit from Devils, and felt that both sides of the issues were fairly presented. In Cruise Ship Blues, I was subjected to a one man crusade against personal perceived wrongs, and it was hard to separate the content from the delivery. Bottom line... there are better books that cover the industry problems, and I'd almost go on a cruise again just to spite this writer...
Cruisng not so blue...Review Date: 2007-02-06
As an addendum, I would like to add a few comments concerning several other peoples reviews. I have noticed the majority of the positive reviews are from people that have an issue with the trash and waste discarded from the ships. This is a laudable crusade, I completely agree. However, this book is not about stopping the cruise industry from polluting. It is a professional complainers attempts to disparage a multi-million dollar industry that tens of thousands of people enjoy every year. It is poorly written and uses few if any pertinent facts, other than this individuals obviously slanted opinions. I just thank heaven this person is not my neighbor.
Yellow Journalism at it's best!!Review Date: 2006-09-28
Consumer Rip OffReview Date: 2006-07-31
I have learned that:
* People buy things on cruise ships on their own free will but perhaps they shouldn't
* That some purchases are not a good as they would like
* That some ships have mechanical breakdowns
* That tipping on some lines is mandatory even though service is not good
* That some employees do extra favors to receive better tips (for shame)
* That pictures in brochures show cabins as being more attractive than they are
* That some cruise lines use some prepared foods
* That there is some sex on cruise ships
* That there is a need for better industry and government policing of the industry
* That there are weather problems on the high seas
* That some cruise lines are better than others
* That small cabins are indeed small
* That employees work hard and that those from poor countries are willing to take jobs at pay levels higher than they could make at home and lower than in the US
* That it is good to write complaint letters if something goes wrong
* That some of the warm smiles are phony
* That a cruise ship's ambiance does not match the TV/movie version of cruising
* That sometimes it is better to tour ports without organized and expensive tours
* And that some people will do anything to write a book
If you are shocked or surprised by these issues, this is the book for you. If you are a bit more sophisticated, you might look elsewhere.
With the number of cruises the author (and his unnamed partner--this reference appears with every first person reference by the author) one would expect that not everything was perfect on every cruise. Moreover, one might expect that some cruise lines would consider the author (and his partner) a chronic complainer. I certainly do.
I have taken six cruises, and the seventh in 10 days. Sure things go wrong--and my legs hurt after a 10 K run too. My memories (and I do find faults) are superior--including going through a hurricane and being one of the only passengers with my stomach strong enough to eat.
So--will I take another cruise? Yes!! Did I find this book a rip off? YES!!!
Don't Waste Your Money!Review Date: 2006-04-27


Too brief and outdated!Review Date: 2005-01-31
"Have a professional photo and make 30-50 quality copies."Review Date: 2005-02-08
1. "Apply to as many cruise lines as possible.
2. "Apply to all relevant employment agencies and concessionaires."
3. "Make your resume stand out from the rest in appearance and content."
Well, it seems that she doesn't care that a mass mailing costs a a small fortune and positive results are very doubtful. She tells you that your resume must stand pout BUT has written only 3 sentences on what to include in it and how to write it. With her "tips" your chances to "stand out" are zero! As a young and sexy lady she has definitely what to show on a 8x6 photo. However to "make 30-50 quality copies" will cost you another small fortune.
In the category's bestseller Cruise Ship Job in 14 Days the author advices to make one, maximum two resumes, which are targeted to a specific cruise line, position and hiring manager. Also he has written that The Professional Association of Resume Writers does NOT recommend sending any photos. That's why I prefer to skip the Numbers Game of Cynthia Ossenfort and follow "The LASER Strategy for Next Generation Applying" from Cruise Ship Job in 14 Days.
Brief. Like a cable.Review Date: 2005-01-31
Her "proven, streamlined system" in details.Review Date: 2005-03-06
Step 2. "Apply to all the relevant agencies and concessionaires".
Step 3. "Make your resume stand out in appearance and content". How? Don't ask her stupid questions because you should know already how to write a knock out resume.
Step 4. Call the cruise lines to confirm the mailing address is correct. Information frequently changes due to changes and growth in the industry". Then why she has NOT updated her book since 2000 year? Oh, I forgot that I have also no right to ask stupid questions. We have to pay for (inter) national calls although she could provide us with the current instead of 5 years old contact details. I have a better and cheaper idea. Go to the cruise lines web sites and you will find their complete and up-to-date contact information. So do you like her "step-by-step system"? Do you think that someone will call You for an interview if you follow it?
This reminds me for a caricature from a newspaper. At a bar are sitting very excited and laughing woman while next her is a skeleton, which is already covered with dust and spider webs. Under it was written: "He was waiting for her to stop talking." I hope that you will not die next to the telephone while waiting someone from the cruise lines to call you after following her "proven, streamlined system". If for some very odd reason you buy this small book, let me wish you good luck. You will definitely need it to get a cruise ship job this way.
Not very badReview Date: 2005-01-30

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Scam reference from New York Times, etc! Review Date: 2005-02-24
1. No page numeration! Have you ever seen a book which doesn't have page numeration? I haven't, nor did I think I will until I opened this "book".
2. No header! Have you seen a book without a header stating the book's name and the current chapter or the author's name? This doesn't have also this standard element.
3. No Table of Contents! Have you seen a book without a Table of Contents, which immediately shows you exactly on which page to find curtain chapter or topic? Well, this doesn't have such. I was lost in it and the only way to find anything in this book is to list many pages until luckily I find it. If the author cannot provide us with the standard navigation for a book HOW she will help you with something as complicated as getting a cruise ship job?
Furthermore, just think for a moment. Thousands of top quality books are being all the time rejected for review from New York Times and similar big names. So tell me, which respecting himself editor will even look at amateurish "book" like this one without any page numeration, header, Table of Contents and great value for the reader? Not even one!
In adition, the first 3.5 pages are full with paragraph long quotes from people such as "J.S", "J.B. Owen", "V. Durej", "Amy Oliver", etc anonymous people living in the middle of nowhere. BUT not even a word WHO, WHAT Exactly and in WHICH issue of New York Times, Conde Naste Traveler, Miami Herald, etc have said about this ridiculous "book".
As a Sales and Marketing Manager with 11 years experince I guarantee you with my signature that this is an author's trick designed entirely to increase the sales of her book which otherwise has very little to offer regarding "how to get a cruise ship job".
I can excuse the difficult to read huge font size, overstretched content, the few pages with practical advice on successful applying but NEVER an obvious manipulation against the readers' best interest! If you buy this book, you are not different from a brainless sheep and the author will keep on using such shameful marketing tricks instead of providing great value and service with her book!
If you are looking for a "legitimate" book on cruise jobs which is independantly recommended as "5-star Exceptional" from an authority such as Foreword Magazine and everyone can immediately verify it at www.ForeWordreviews.com, buy Cruise Ship Job in 14 Days.
"You'll need 50-100 copies (of your resume)." Review Date: 2005-02-08
This sounds like buying as many lottery tickets as possible only and only to increase your chances to win the big prize. She stresses on huge quantity "50-100 copies", which from my background as Desktop Publisher I can label as mass mailing. In the brick and mortar world its success ratio is around 1% in case that the marketing/sales pitch is really good.
Furthermore you can read: "Carefully proofread your resume as if your job depends on its accuracy. A misspelling or typo brands you as careless..." Well, while I was reading the book, I found 3 typos, 4 grammar mistakes and 3 serious defects in the typesetting of the book. I really want her to DO what she preaches. Unfortunately she neither cares so much how qualitative is her book nor will be your resume. Cynthia Ossenfort, the author of Cruise Ship Jobs! is the other example of going overboard with:" Have a professional photo made and make about 30-50 quality copies."
In the category's bestseller Cruise Ship Job in 14 Days the author advices to make one, maximum two resumes, which are targeted to a specific cruise line, position and hiring manager. Also he has written that The Professional Association of Resume Writers does NOT recommend sending any photos. That's why I prefer to skip the Numbers Game of Mary Miller and Cynthia Ossenfort and follow "The LASER Strategy for Next Generation Applying" in Cruise Ship Job in 14 Days. It will be cheaper and there is greater possibility to get a cruise ship job!
Only 3 pages with tips on how to apply!Review Date: 2005-02-02
The book's focus is actually the life and work onboardReview Date: 2005-01-20
The only exception is "Cruise Ship Job in 14 Days", which provides complete instructions based on the Professional Association of Resume Writers Standards. However it doesn't contain even one personal story. As you see there is specialization, which I guess is forced from the huge amount of information, which has to cover a book either on the life and work onboard or on writing a competitive application and acing the interview after this. If you can afford it your best bet is to buy two books, which cover both sides- applying and working onboard.
Misleading Title!Review Date: 2005-02-02

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Cruise Ship PrinsendamReview Date: 2007-08-23
(Nurse) Opinion From One of the Last Off The ShipReview Date: 2007-06-08
a book about the "Prinsendam"Review Date: 2007-04-16
The reason for four stars is that the author claims that this was "the greatest sea rescue of all time". No, it wasn't. THE GREATEST SEA RESCUE OF ALL TIME WAS IN JULY 1956 WHEN NEARLY 1,700 PEOPLE WERE SAVED FROM THE "ANDREA DORIA"
BlahReview Date: 2007-02-06
Fire And Water Don't MixReview Date: 2006-11-12
The book relies on press clippings and passenger recollections more than the official Dutch accident investigation, which tends to color and sensationalize some of the events. There are also some factual errors and oversights both on the maritime and on the aviation rescue side of the house, which detracted from the book. The author attempts to personalize the accident with backstories about the passengers, which in many cases backfires: in particular the former New Jersey state senator (Fairleigh Dickinson) who is lionized by the author comes across as a pompous windbag, and appears more insufferable than heroic in my estimation. Characters are great for plot development; the right characters are critical.
One major flaw in the book, which tends to relegate it to the historical litterbin is the complete lack of a bibliography or reference citation system of any sort. In a nonfiction book of this nature, that is an absolutely unpardonable sin, and one that would essentially force any serious maritime historian to take the book with a grain of salt.
Having said all this, I awarded the book three stars: despite the faults, it is the only published account of a noteworthy sea disaster, and does teach valuable lessons about maritime safety on cruise ships. The "Prinsendam" disaster taught the cruise industry a lot about shipboard safety, and the ships of today are safer because of the accident. I recommend this book only with reservations: the storyline is occasionally gripping (though generally bloated with trivialities), but the account could, and should, have been much better. If you are interested in safety at sea, this is a quick and not uninteresting read, but understand that the safety systems in cruise liners have changed substantially since 1980, and many of the lessons learned have now been broadly incorporated in shipbuilding and procedural practices.

DisappointingReview Date: 2005-02-23
Only 3 pages with tips on how to apply!Review Date: 2005-02-02
What's so funny Ms. Sandra Bow?Review Date: 2005-02-24
The caricatures all over your book ARE funny. The "Top 10 silly questions from passengers" ARE funny. The "10 things your mother never told you" about men on cruise ships ARE funny. The 2 years old addresses and phone, fax numbers are NOT funny! All those years you have worked in Entertainment Department are immediately obvious from your book. However from my 11 years in Sales and Marketing let me tell you something. People only laugh at comedians. They DON'T buy from them.
She knows nothing about writing a resume and cover letter!Review Date: 2005-03-20
Good match with Cruise Ship Job in 14 Days!Review Date: 2005-02-02
The best advice I can give you is to ask yourself what actually you are looking for. Information about what is to work and live onboard, how to apply and get a cruise ship job or both? In the first case a cheaper option is Working on Cruise Ships. In the second and also for the first is definitely Cruise Ship Job in 14 Days. In the third is to buy both matching books.

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an excellent reference for experienced and new cruisersReview Date: 1999-04-28
One of Two Essential Cruise GuidesReview Date: 1999-03-08
Ward' writing style is blunt and merciless. I like it. Prospective cruise passengers should read at least two books: This Berlitz/Ward book and Showker/Sehlinger's "Unofficial Guide to Cruises." Neither book is complete without the other. However, this Berlitz/Ward book is the one I reach for first when I want information about a cruise ship.
Laudable cruise guide.Review Date: 1998-10-06
Given that the author--Douglas Ward--is one of the foremost authorities on cruising and cruise ships, this book is more opinionated than other cruising guides. But Ward's comments and evaluations ring pleasantly (not to mention wittily!) true.
In addition to accessing 210 oceangoing cruise ships, Ward offers a multitude of immensely helpful chapters on nearly every aspect of cruising, including "Why Take a Cruise?," "Choosing Your Ship and Cruise," "Cruising for Romantics," and "Life Aboard Ship."
Even smaller sections such as "20 Practical Tips for A Good Cruise Experience" and "Signs You've Taken the Wrong Ship" (e.g., "the library is located in the engine room") are, in themselves, worth the price of the book.
Regrettably, Ward barely mentions motion sickness; and the book has no index.
Still, this is a worthy purchase for cruise fans.
the ships are not taveled on without notice points onlyReview Date: 1999-06-19
This book is a bigger disaster than the Titanic...Review Date: 1999-07-15

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sadly datedReview Date: 2004-10-13
But this one, to me, had problems with the female lead. She starts off interestingly. She is on a plane that crashes. A high powered business executive with a hotel chain, is used to giving orders and having every one follow.
However, from the first, Lucas Kinkaid declares he is the leader. Quickly, he pulls her aside and explains in order for them and the others to survive, there has to be one leader and that is him. She grudgingly backs down and accepts his alpha male leader role, even to the point of surrendering herself to him the night before they are rescued.
But she sees the surrender, the fact she gave up the power to snap her fingers and have people jump, as a deep wound, and when Lucan comes to find her again, she makes him PAY.
When he follows her on board a cruise ship, she coldblooded sets about to have an affair with him, just so she can put a choke-chain about his neck and yank it every time she wants him to come to heel. She is arrogant, smug and condescending. She sneers at the fact he eats steak and potatoes, is not a polished dancer, owns a pet store and wear cheap polyester pants, while she dresses in designer clothes, loves lobster and Brie and its quite at home in the penthouse of the cruise liner. She spends nearly half of the book making this poor guy jump through hoops just to salvage her ego and frankly. It made it so hard to connect with her, and I seriously wondered just what he saw in her.
Jayne's talent as a writer is the only thing that makes this one readable. She is a joy with the written word, and one of the best in this male-female sparring. So it's hard to see how out of formula this was ended up being.
Not her best, but a pleasant tale....Review Date: 2001-05-22
CreepyReview Date: 2004-09-13
She likes yanking him around and he responds be becoming a stalker. This left me really cold
Jayne Ann Krentz (aka Stephanie James) is great!Review Date: 2000-12-13
sorry this really left me coldReview Date: 2002-04-15
But this one just really made me almost hate the female lead. Starts off interesting. She is on a plane that crashes. A high powered business executive with a hotel chain, she is used to giving orders and having every one follow. However, from the first, Lucas Kinkaid declares he is the leader. Quickly, he pulls her aside and explains in order for them and the others to survive, there has to be one leader and that is him. She grudginly backs down and accepts his alpha male leader role, even to the point of surrending herself to him the night before they are rescued.
But she sees the surrender, the fact she gave up the power to snap her fingers and have people jump as a deep wound, and when Lucan comes to find her again, she makes him PAY. When he follows her on board a cruise ship, she coldblooded sets about to have an affair with him, just so she can put a chokechain about his neck and yank it everytime she wants him to come to heel. She is arrogant, smug and condescending. She sneers at the fact he eats steak and pototoes, is not a polished dancer, owns a pet store and wear cheap polyester pants, while she dresses in designer clothes, loves lobster and brie and its quite at home in the penthouse of the cruise liner. She spends nearly half of the book making this poor guy jump through hoops just to salvage her ego and frankly, I just really did not empathise or care about this woman. And I seriously wondered just what he saw in her.
Jayne's talent as a writer is the only thing that makes this one readable. She is a joy with the written word, but this one just really turn me off.
There are so many great JAK's out there, so unless you are into a woman that not only wants to walk on a man with spike heels, she wants to grind them in cruelly just to prove 'she can handle him'..... forget it and try Wildest Hearts or Absolutely Positively....you will have a much better time.

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More than a travel brochureReview Date: 2008-12-29
Additionally, it gives additional facts that some may not be aware of such as the seasons of Cruise, Cruise rourtes (I previously did not know there was more than one "route").
I highly reccomend this to both well seasons cruisers and those who are contemplating the possibilility of taking a transatlantic cruise.
Bill Miller's "Crossing the Atlantic"Review Date: 2007-10-02
william h miller?Review Date: 2008-02-07
But all the vintage pictures we have seen before and they add very little to what we know already ;the pictures of ports and pittoresque places to visit we find in any cruise or holiday magazine, so what exactly is the point?
I know Mr Miller is a phenomenal writer in his field, and that he has a lot to offer to us readers. Let's consider this booklet as a little accident and stretch our necks in anticipation for his next product.I am sure its going to be very good.Please make it a hardcover, you and we deserve it, thank you !
a brochure, nothing moreReview Date: 2008-01-16
Not what you thinkReview Date: 2007-12-08
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The worst part of the book was the begining it really was'nt attractive. I had to push my self past the begining then after that it was ok. The begining is boring then it gets tender as you read past it.
I liked the charectars alot Iliked how they acted and it seemed like something me and my sisters would do. I did'nt like the authors form of writing it was boring but I loved his description of the charcters. When a beautiful woman would come up and talk to the boy the author made it seem like she was an angel. I liked the conflict the sister did'nt wan't her grand ma to come ito her life because she was never there for 13 years of her life but her mom made her go that reminds me of my mom,.